FUCK THE AMERICAN MUSTACHE INSTITUTE
by Vice co-founder Gavin McInnes
// What fun.
"The next thing I’m going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I’m going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers."
//I’ve posted this before but I was watching this Wild Horses scene from Gimme Shelter again last night and it is one of my favorite pieces of film ever. I hope one day I’ll create something that gives me the fulfillment you see in Charlie’s face. Watch this.
DANTE'S INFERNO RICKROLLS CHUD.COM!
“A 17 pound package appeared from Fedex today, and inside was a crate. I took the twine off and opened it to eerie, spooky sounds…. that soon were silenced by the horrific noise of Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up. It was then that I realized that the crate was completely sealed and that the whole song was playing. As it finished I breathed a sigh of relief, because that bastard was LOUD.
And then it started up again.”
//This is amazing. EA is RickRolling bloggers as part of their promotion of Dante’s Inferno. Click through for videos.
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"On Tom Cruise (with whom he made Risky Business): “…I mean, his lingo was larded with the most… There was no basis for it. It was like, “It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.” Very, very strange."
